Trifextra: Week forty-six: This weekend we’re asking you to write 33 words that will make us laugh or smile. Even a chuckle will do.
Santa Claus stuffed his large, dumpy ass down the magical chimney and groaned loudly. He couldn’t believe after years of negotiating with the elves, they still refused to build him an expensive gym.
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December 16th, 2012 at 4:55 am
Poor old Santa.
Great post.
December 16th, 2012 at 8:14 pm
Yeah he ate one too many cookies. Selfish old men.
December 16th, 2012 at 6:26 am
Cute!…not related,but I love your photos!
December 16th, 2012 at 8:15 pm
Thank you Joanne! Oh, but it’s all related 😉 Thanks for reading and looking at my photography.
December 16th, 2012 at 9:25 am
love it!
December 16th, 2012 at 8:16 pm
Thank you Deana 🙂 I figured it’s almost Christmas and all…
December 16th, 2012 at 9:34 am
The elves have a strong union! Great post.
December 16th, 2012 at 8:16 pm
Yes they have great representation!
December 16th, 2012 at 9:35 am
lmao This is cute!
December 16th, 2012 at 8:16 pm
Thanks Draug!
December 16th, 2012 at 3:19 pm
Adorable. I like the “expensive” gym.. Santa doesn’t settle for ordinary. Nor should he.
December 16th, 2012 at 8:18 pm
Stephanie, I agree with you. The Big Man shouldn’t expect any less, I mean the guy delivers our Christmas gifts. It’s the least they could do 🙂
December 16th, 2012 at 8:54 pm
Anytime you combine the word “ass” with Christmas, you’ve got a gem.
December 16th, 2012 at 10:29 pm
I think Santa needs to go on a diet!
December 16th, 2012 at 11:28 pm
This is funny! I just read a book with my younger son entitled, “Santa Claus is on a Diet” (Santa trimmed down, but the elves and reindeer got too fat to get the job done.)