December 15, 2012

Trifecta Challenge: Santa doesn’t do salads

Trifextra: Week forty-six: This weekend we’re asking you to write 33 words that will make us laugh or smile. Even a chuckle will do.

Santa Claus stuffed his large, dumpy ass down the magical chimney and groaned loudly. He couldn’t believe after years of negotiating with the elves, they still refused to build him an expensive gym.

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15 responses to “Trifecta Challenge: Santa doesn’t do salads”

Ruby Manchanda
December 16th, 2012 at 4:55 am

Poor old Santa.
Great post.

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- Papparaci
  December 16th, 2012 at 8:14 pm
  
  Yeah he ate one too many cookies. Selfish old men.
  
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BCIJo (aka Joanne Edith)
December 16th, 2012 at 6:26 am

Cute!…not related,but I love your photos!

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- Papparaci
  December 16th, 2012 at 8:15 pm
  
  Thank you Joanne! Oh, but it’s all related 😉 Thanks for reading and looking at my photography.
  
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deanabo
December 16th, 2012 at 9:25 am

love it!

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- Papparaci
  December 16th, 2012 at 8:16 pm
  
  Thank you Deana 🙂 I figured it’s almost Christmas and all…
  
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Lumdog
December 16th, 2012 at 9:34 am

The elves have a strong union! Great post.

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- Papparaci
  December 16th, 2012 at 8:16 pm
  
  Yes they have great representation!
  
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Draug419
December 16th, 2012 at 9:35 am

lmao This is cute!

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- Papparaci
  December 16th, 2012 at 8:16 pm
  
  Thanks Draug!
  
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Stephanie B. (@B4Steph)
December 16th, 2012 at 3:19 pm

Adorable. I like the “expensive” gym.. Santa doesn’t settle for ordinary. Nor should he.

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- Papparaci
  December 16th, 2012 at 8:18 pm
  
  Stephanie, I agree with you. The Big Man shouldn’t expect any less, I mean the guy delivers our Christmas gifts. It’s the least they could do 🙂
  
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trifectawriting
December 16th, 2012 at 8:54 pm

Anytime you combine the word “ass” with Christmas, you’ve got a gem.

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segmation
December 16th, 2012 at 10:29 pm

I think Santa needs to go on a diet!

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jannatwrites
December 16th, 2012 at 11:28 pm

This is funny! I just read a book with my younger son entitled, “Santa Claus is on a Diet” (Santa trimmed down, but the elves and reindeer got too fat to get the job done.)

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